officialunitedstates:

Detective:  So how can I help you?

Client:  Well, I can’t find my company’s trademark papers anywhere.  I thought they were in the safe, but now they’re gone.

Client’s wife:  Oh honey, I put those in the refridgerator.

Detective:  Sounds like a classic case of copyright inFRIDGEment.

All:  [LAUGH]

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southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

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ifancyyoutubers:

troyler-ing:

deannaoakley:

mightymellet:

troyesbooty:

troye was sO DRUNK

his bloodshot eyes are so cute everything about this is cute

he looks so conFUSED

i love this more than i should

HAHAHHA

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yes-im-a-demigod:

lalalalane:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

*Percy Jackson fans laughing in the distance*

(Source: onlyborn-insidemy-dreams)

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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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we-are-shawarma:

secretsofaginger:

Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o

STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

(Source: girlannachronism)

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capn-stan:

thelilnan:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP having a long-awaited reunion after not seeing each other for several years.

image

I WAS EXPECTING A STUCKY GIF BUT HONESTLY THIS IS BETTER

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